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I handed the cashier a 10

but he gave me change thinking I had handed him a 20. I gave him back the extra money. I wish you could save up karma points and cash them in at once, like when I take the LSAT in a few months.

Utah now penalizes a texting driver who causes a fatality as harshly as a drunken driver who kills someone

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She’s making all the others seem insensitive, selfish, and immature.

The difference between being nice and true kindness did not make itself apparent to me until now. I shake my head and smile. 

I was blind but now I see.

Not enough hands….

to eat mint chocolate chip out of the tub and play cards at the same time…

#FayFayProblems 

Getting a new car

Listing questions for the DMV
Shopping for auto insurance
Signing titles
Signing Bill of Sale
Signing a bunch of other documents
Application for vehicle registration
DMV appointments 

#feelinglikeanadult 

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snoipahkat:

HAWKEYE NO……

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